Dianne - Taylor
Kwame - Ben
Waiter - Quadeem
Kwame-Lola Aderayo Adesanya Adewale Penekele Oppong- Williams
Walks Into KFC and sees the girl waiting down at a table waiting for him
Kwame: sits down Hi hanny how are you?
Diane: and you are?
Kwame: My name is takes deep breath insert name here
Diane: (looks at the dating profile and compares it to him) you don’t look anything like your profile picture
Kwame: Ohhhh that was just one of my pictures back in my day takes pose does it not look like me?
Diane: But you’re not white
Kwame: chuckles ohh baby colour is nothing but a number
Diane: sighs
Kwame brings out a spoon and a candle
Diane: So this is where we’re eating
Kwame: yeah we are eating here of course
Diane: we’re in KFC screws Kwame
Kwame: the food here is 5-star hanny just forget about the name
Diane: sighs
Kwame: WAITER, WAITER!! clicks fingers
waiter approaches
Waiter: what can I get you sir?
Kwame: yes, get me a bucket bargain with popchicken on the side, some corb on corn, beans and a bottle of pepsi minimum
Waiter: and for the lady?
Diane: I’ll have-ummmmmmmm
Kwame: Just get her some fries…and make it extra salty.
Diane: I don’t like it that way-
Kwame: stands up WELL THAT’S HOW I WANT IT!!!
Diane: that’s it I’m leaving
Kwame: that’s fine with me there are more fishes in the swimming pool
Diane leaves
Kwame: turns to waiter here is my card hands him oyster card the pin is 4190
Waiter: ermm sir, that isn’t a debit card
Kwame: whaatttttttttttt? That is the new credit debit visa halibarclay card, new from the shops and you are treating me in this manor
Waiter: sir, there’s no such things as a credit-
Kwame: you know what, I don’t need this, there are plenty of other kfc’s around, and they give better service than the one I am receiving here, you deformed donkey. I hope your popchicken does not pop IN JESUS NAME
Random African man: AMEN
Kwame salutes
Kwame storms out shouting angrily
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